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i found this picture on google and with it i found a forum full of weirdos! how sad are most of you.
to sit at your computers and spout such rubbish.
do you have nothing better to do with your lifes than to say such things as
“Hayden Says:
November 12th, 2005 at 5:33 am
Natalie Portman is Sexy she turns me on I wanna go Bump Bump Bump to her all night long I want her to be at my Candshop liking my lolipop going head and Not stopping she is sugar on my tounge tougne yippe yippe yum yum goodie goodie gum drops.Went to our bodies went numb numb I wanna lick her tootsie rolls
Donnie, that’s just sick. I hope you get butt-fucked by Billy Bob Thornton just for saying that.
As for Natalie, she’s pretty but she doesn’t make me question my sexuality. All I can say is that a classy girl like her should not be nude in photoshoots. Look what it’s making all these horny dorks do!
Hey, Jonathan, thanx fot reopen the comments, I was reading and I didn´t know if i shoud publish! I think she is so hot! But i´m a straight woman and she can´t turn me on…. sorry! But I´ve just seen “The Professional” and I´m just sad, I like happy endings!
she does look vey sexy in that photo… but did anyone see closer? I was kind of unimpressed with her body. she looks kinda stumpy and the way they dressed her in the stripper scenes, it was very obvious they had to be careful about the way they shot her.
Actually, I dont find Natalie Portman *that* sexy… maybe because I got one-hell of a pornheap hidden on my HD, but still…
If I could pick one woman to date (Yeah, you guessed it, Im male) it would have to be Emily Browning… dunno why I like her so much, but its gotta have something to do with her extremely cute looks.
And please dont post any ‘naughty’ pictures of Emily Browning… itll just damage her ‘purity’…
Ah well, that was a nice rant if I dare say so myself. xD
So, so-long suckers, and dont jerk off on your keyboard, youll regret it in the morning!
Words of Wisdom indeed.
PS: Im 16, so me wanting to date Emily Browning and stuff like that aint against any weird law or net-ethics or something?
Bah, who cares…
PPS: is this the longest post *ever* on this forum?
And are you, moderator-man, pissed at me because I started ranting on about Emily Browning?
If that is the case; go fuck yourself, or someone else, if you find that more pleasing! I mean no disrespect, but I am highly confused as to what your sexual alignment is… so Ill make a wild guess:
- Your a man, presumably Jonathan
- You like women, since your TOTALLY hooked on Ms. Portman lying there on the floor
-Which means; your straight! God, Im too fucking smart, aint I?
For the record: Some girls are better left with their clothes on; as in I was dissapointed when I saw Ms. Portman nude.
Respect to the gays of the world!
-Do your thing, just dont do it near me! >:P
God i like her, no matter what people say about her.
I’d probably even like her when she is broke and fired.
Ofcourse i’d have enough hospitality to let her stay in my house for as long as she wants (evil smile) hehehehe.
But now serious, she is damn good looking and has an nice body, i still think that you guys are kind of perverts that you’d put such an picture on the internet, i mean come on are you guys ‘n girls so desperate that you need such an picture???????
YAY! I had no didea people thought natalie was soooo hot! I came online to find some pictures of her because recently loads (and i mean loads) of people have come up to me, even a cupl of people i dont know and told me i look like natali portman.I showed my mum a picture of her ad she said, “That’s good picture of you”….
man! she’s hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope to see her that way in my bedroom floor one day!!!!(sadly, but probably it’s not gonna happen!)
get a life you bunch of losers, ave u got nufin beta 2 do thn sit on ur pc fantasising over sum girl. god, im 16 and im suposed 2 be wantin 2 fuk evryfin on legs but i ent as bad as u lot.u guys reli need 2 sort ur lives out. either that or get a girlfriend
u people r so outta ur mind!!! thinking portman is hot. is swear, she iz the ugliest bitch i’v ever seen! My dog looks better than her!! watever, get a life u sick-ass people. do something more fun than stare at this bullshit for hours!!
P.S. get someone hot to fuck u( diffenetly not here, lol)
ahh rob, you are so sensible and yet it seems you to have chanced upon this webpage just as everyone else. Now how could that be? Researching a project?
hmm i gues ive never read the words ass fucking and assfucking so often on one page….and a plus A for the word “prision gay”! and to the picture…i think no word can express what this picture is.
Here’s an image that keeps me going… 
It’s true…I’m a dork. But WHAT a dork!
This picture if fake right?
I think it’s real. Can anyone confirm that?
i found this picture on google and with it i found a forum full of weirdos! how sad are most of you.
to sit at your computers and spout such rubbish.
do you have nothing better to do with your lifes than to say such things as
“Hayden Says:
November 12th, 2005 at 5:33 am
Natalie Portman is Sexy she turns me on I wanna go Bump Bump Bump to her all night long I want her to be at my Candshop liking my lolipop going head and Not stopping she is sugar on my tounge tougne yippe yippe yum yum goodie goodie gum drops.Went to our bodies went numb numb I wanna lick her tootsie rolls
I wanna Fuck her all night long Yee haw”
what a dick!!
you have to worry about some people,
GET A LIFE GUYS!!!
Phhhhwoooooaaaaarrrrr! Shotgun left nipple!
bam> Then why were you googling her, perv!
im not saying that its wrong to look at pictures of natalie portman, im saying its wrong to spend your time saying
“# judy Says:
October 22nd, 2005 at 2:07 am
that picture is so fucking hot. and man.. im a chick… and straight
and i would soooo do her!
# Jonathan Says:
”
October 24th, 2005 at 9:36 pm
Damn, you sound like my kinda woman
Donnie, that’s just sick. I hope you get butt-fucked by Billy Bob Thornton just for saying that.
As for Natalie, she’s pretty but she doesn’t make me question my sexuality. All I can say is that a classy girl like her should not be nude in photoshoots. Look what it’s making all these horny dorks do!
Alright, I’m tired of moderating everybody in here
Why don’t you go check out the other celebs on my blog and leave poor Ms. Portman alone 
I’ve reopened the comments for now by popular demand. Try to keep it below an R rating and have fun!
Hey, Jonathan, thanx fot reopen the comments, I was reading and I didn´t know if i shoud publish! I think she is so hot! But i´m a straight woman and she can´t turn me on…. sorry! But I´ve just seen “The Professional” and I´m just sad, I like happy endings!
she does look vey sexy in that photo… but did anyone see closer? I was kind of unimpressed with her body. she looks kinda stumpy and the way they dressed her in the stripper scenes, it was very obvious they had to be careful about the way they shot her.
Why? Because she was preggers?
no. because she looks… chunky
If that is chunky, than Chunk-Me-Up!
She did look a little awkward though; maybe because she was stripping on film!
I am a lesbian and i am not ashamed. I want to fuck Natalie Portman so bad. I am one horny bitch.
WOW!!! natalie portman is SOOOOO hot! i would like to have sex with her EVERY day!!!!!WOW!
jeze have some respect guys, all guys think alike
except me, I’m a good guy
She will be mine, o yes she will be mine
SHE IS SO SEXY!!!!
I think she is cute and sexy.
Yeah she definitely is. I would love mading out with her
I love poop a Lot what about you?
OMG I LOVE natalie portman she is the sexiest hollywood star. She isnt a slut like pamela anderson but is still searing hot
Natalie portman is fucking HOT!!! U all know u want some, even u straight girls and gay guys.
And as for all of u who r concerned about Natalie’s image, why did u google her u pervs.
Actually, I dont find Natalie Portman *that* sexy… maybe because I got one-hell of a pornheap hidden on my HD, but still…
If I could pick one woman to date (Yeah, you guessed it, Im male) it would have to be Emily Browning… dunno why I like her so much, but its gotta have something to do with her extremely cute looks.
And please dont post any ‘naughty’ pictures of Emily Browning… itll just damage her ‘purity’…
Ah well, that was a nice rant if I dare say so myself. xD
So, so-long suckers, and dont jerk off on your keyboard, youll regret it in the morning!
Words of Wisdom indeed.
PS: Im 16, so me wanting to date Emily Browning and stuff like that aint against any weird law or net-ethics or something?
Bah, who cares…
PPS: is this the longest post *ever* on this forum?
And are you, moderator-man, pissed at me because I started ranting on about Emily Browning?
If that is the case; go fuck yourself, or someone else, if you find that more pleasing! I mean no disrespect, but I am highly confused as to what your sexual alignment is… so Ill make a wild guess:
- Your a man, presumably Jonathan
- You like women, since your TOTALLY hooked on Ms. Portman lying there on the floor
-Which means; your straight! God, Im too fucking smart, aint I?
For the record: Some girls are better left with their clothes on; as in I was dissapointed when I saw Ms. Portman nude.
Respect to the gays of the world!
-Do your thing, just dont do it near me! >:P
Spaced Out
Woah, she’s a little too young for me but give her a few years and we’ll see
And yes, I’m male and st8 (and single ladies 
).
Please, rant, ooo, ahh, whatever you want to. Just don’t say anything that will get me arrested. I’m trying to run a respectible joint here
are you lesbian?
Oh no Im going to vomit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is so horrible..
I think she is very ugly. You are all a bunch of loosers and dam morrons.
She’s not that beautifull and hot. But it’s not bad, that’s true. I’ve heard that Daniel Radcliffe is crazy about her…Im gelous…
God i like her, no matter what people say about her.
I’d probably even like her when she is broke and fired.
Ofcourse i’d have enough hospitality to let her stay in my house for as long as she wants (evil smile) hehehehe.
But now serious, she is damn good looking and has an nice body, i still think that you guys are kind of perverts that you’d put such an picture on the internet, i mean come on are you guys ‘n girls so desperate that you need such an picture???????
show some respect! Do not sware all the time! And most of all, gays and lesbeins are NOT bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dam, i want that booty
I took that picture. = )
YAY! I had no didea people thought natalie was soooo hot! I came online to find some pictures of her because recently loads (and i mean loads) of people have come up to me, even a cupl of people i dont know and told me i look like natali portman.I showed my mum a picture of her ad she said, “That’s good picture of you”….
Gotta pic?
ps natalie portman es buena actrz pero no me gusta esa foto dond sale dsnuda sta dsprabada osea please (porfavor) esto es en español ok ( esta bien )
man! she’s hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope to see her that way in my bedroom floor one day!!!!(sadly, but probably it’s not gonna happen!)
by the way, Amelia if you look like natalie just 10% then I want to meet you!!!!!
get a life you bunch of losers, ave u got nufin beta 2 do thn sit on ur pc fantasising over sum girl. god, im 16 and im suposed 2 be wantin 2 fuk evryfin on legs but i ent as bad as u lot.u guys reli need 2 sort ur lives out. either that or get a girlfriend
u people r so outta ur mind!!! thinking portman is hot. is swear, she iz the ugliest bitch i’v ever seen! My dog looks better than her!! watever, get a life u sick-ass people. do something more fun than stare at this bullshit for hours!!
P.S. get someone hot to fuck u( diffenetly not here, lol)
ahh rob, you are so sensible and yet it seems you to have chanced upon this webpage just as everyone else. Now how could that be? Researching a project?
hmm i gues ive never read the words ass fucking and assfucking so often on one page….and a plus A for the word “prision gay”! and to the picture…i think no word can express what this picture is.
Im sure she has as much inner beauty as whats on the outside, and you should all think about what your saying , and have some respect.
That picture looks fake