For any of my loyal readers — by which I mean the people at work I force to read my blog in-front of me — who have never met "The Drunken Stepfather", I would like to introduce you:
I am – Kelly Clarkson One-Piece Bathing Suit
"I was talking to this 15 year old whore the other day while at the local pool. I like to go check out the scene, it’s summer and bathing suits make me happy…"
"…cuz even if hair is in, no one wants to see it crawling down your thigh….so maintenance I guess is key."
I am – Leonard Nimoy Photography
"You know him as Spock from Star Trek, as you should, considering you haven’t really done anything on social since the last convention, you’re an internet geek, and we wouldn’t want you to change your ways…"