Problem: You are too cheap to buy a camcorder but you want to make your own pr0n videos.
Solution: Buy a $30 camcorder from CVS and hack it so you can download the videos yourself.
Now all you need a woman, which can run you more than $30 
I mean for dinner and stuff! For the last time, I don’t use h00kers!
I-Hacked.com Taking Advantage Of Technology – Hacking the CVS Disposable Camcorder
I am sure you guys have heard about it by now.. CVS (http://www.cvs.com) has released a "One Time Use Camcorder" in which you can buy from them for around $30. It records 20-25mins of 320×240 divx compressed video. The catch is you have to return it to the CVS store to have them retrieve the video and put it on a CD/DVD for you. They then keep the camcorder, refresh it and put it back on the shelf for another customer to use. Well I am going to show you how to easily create a Camcorder Dock that will allow you to keep your $30 camcorder, and download your movies!