I guess I was sleeping one off or something when this was news back in May, but this is some pretty unbelievable footage of someone flying to the top of Everest in a helicopter — if it’s true.
I flew to the top of Everest in a hot-air balloon, but where’s my parade, man? I came back and all they did was spit on me. I gave my youth for you people, now they won’t even let me bring outside food into Tim Hortons… *cries in a corner*
