I went to the SFX scifi convention today.  Never have I been so weirded out by little girls.  The things I saw…that’s just not right!

I did stand within 1 metre (that’s as close as I get to human contact) of Troi (if she really was an empath, I would have gotten slapped),  Hoshi Sato (who is smok’n hot.  ‘Nuff said), and Lt. Tuvok (who was smiling!  WTF!  You’re a vulcan!  That could kill you!).  My Star Trek bone is tingling, by which I mean my white ass.  That’s not all that’s tingling though; check out what someone slipped me on my way out (below)!  [INSERT COMMENT THAT COULD POSSIBLY GET ME FIRED HERE] and a tub of whipped cream!

P.S. Don’t worry, I got in for free.  I wouldn’t pay (Earth) dollars for it

"Hi Jonathan, Who are you?  Let’s meet :)  Kim Poirier"