Have you ever dropped something into the toilet and stared down at it, floating in your urine, and said, "How much do I want that back?" I always knew it was a possibility, but I was never fully prepared for that one day it would happen to me…until tonight.
I’m sorry fly-button, I’m going to have to flush you. I hope you will understand one day, and I wish you luck on your trip to the Lake. God’s speed little button.
UPDATE: My sink just backed up. Coincidence!? I think not! I knew my toilet was connected to my sink, damnit! My water’s always tasted a little funny 