Have you ever dropped something into the toilet and stared down at it, floating in your urine, and said, "How much do I want that back?"  I always knew it was a possibility, but I was never fully prepared for that one day it would happen to me…until tonight. 

I’m sorry fly-button, I’m going to have to flush you.  I hope you will understand one day, and I wish you luck on your trip to the Lake.  God’s speed little button.

UPDATE: My sink just backed up.  Coincidence!?  I think not!  I knew my toilet was connected to my sink, damnit!  My water’s always tasted a little funny