You know you might be ordering a little bit too much Swiss Pidgeon Chalet when they invite you to join their VIP program Either way, KA-CHING!

Features of the VIP program (from their flier):

• special email offers (great, more spam)
• priority call answering (bumped to the front of the queue)
• standing orders (schedule delivery — that might be a little lazy, even for me)

If you’re not special like me, you can still try to join by telling them you got the flier but you can’t register on the web for some reason. You can reach them at swissguestservices@cara.com or 1-866-450-2903.

If you aren’t fortunate enough to live in a country rich with the bounty of Swiss Chalets, I am truely sorry. You see it’s not the chicken, it’s the sauce…Mmmm…sauce… If I was rich, I’d cover my entire body with sauce and have supermodels lick it off. We all have to dream

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