We were considering getting a Betta fish for the office at work today, and a lot of people were saying things like “Bettas like small bowls” and “You don’t have to feed a fish over the weekend.” Seemed a little crazy to me so I did some Googling. Needless to say, they are wrong. Of course fish like space to move about and feed every day! In fact, Bettas are very social (my home fishie, Archie, follows me around in his bowl when I’m home) and would get lonely on weekends, like your tranny-hookers during the week.

My mission is now clear, I must free my Betta-brethern from their jars of captivity, to gorge themselves on the three gallon trough of freedom For now, we got a plant instead.