You know it’s getting colder when drunk women start yelling at you from moving cars because you’re wearing shorts. “I was walking from one building to another! I don’t need pants for that! It’s called easy access people!”

Anyhow, you may wonder why there’s a photo of Jessica Alba below. Well, I was looking for a photo of a woman in a fur bikini or something (you can stop reading here, there’s really no point to this story) which led to bikinis in general (I told you, stop reading now) which lead to Jessica Alba. It makes sense in here *knocks on head* (see, that wasnt even funny. You should have stopped reading)