My favourite is, “My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon.” That’s just classic humour 
I’ll give you a moment to laugh amongst yourselves…
As you may know, you can order an iPod from the Apple Store with a custom, laser-engraved message. However, not everything gets engraved. Apple has been rejecting some messages for editorial reasons.
The following is a collection of engravings that were actually rejected by Apple, and some that probably should have been. Enjoy!
