It has finally happened…I’ve lost the ability to catch a nipple-slip; in primetime no less! This is a sad day for me, and one that I will not soon forget. I guess all the FCC censorship over the years has dulled my basic need to hunt for nipple slips on television. There was a time when I would catch even the hint of a nipple. But those days are gone now. I’m sorry Mischa Barton; I’m sorry I couldn’t find your nipple.

(via TV Squad)
