This is the funniest attempt by Micro$oft yet to get people to validate their Window$ install. You just have to wait 6 weeks for it to come in the mail! 
Head on over and try to be one of the 2000 that gets it. “Way to dish out $10,000 Microsoft.” I’m sure a $5 gift certificate will totally sway users with cracked Windows installs to dish out $100+ on a licensed copy. Seriously, did anyone really think about this idea? 
Microsoft Canada | Tim Hortons $5 Gift Certificate Offer
Validating your copy of Windows not only keeps your business in good hands, it can put your hands around a great cup of coffee by using your $5 Tim Hortons Gift Certificate. Validate now, and let us treat you to a coffee on us.
(Thanks Allan)