I’m trying to keep sane, living in my box jungle, while I attempt to pack up my apartment to move. But I couldn’t leave my loyal pervs, and perv-onlookers, without a post this weekend; so here’s a new photo of Jessica Alba to drool at. Remember, more Kleenex makes for less clean-up

I wonder if this widget comes complete with Evangeline Lilly Well, of course not! What kind of stupid question is that? I seriously wonder about you sometimes. What’s that?! The wind…
Lost Widget - Dashboard - Games
Every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed. From the moment the alarm sounds, [...]

Next in the showcase of web-based, DHTML, Ajax-y apps being produced in hopes of being bought by Google, comes Wufoo. Just like all the others, its reasonably useful, very Web 2.0, and doesn’t seem to have a clear business model. But that doesn’t mean it won’t be successful, by which I mean bought-out.

I, [...]

If you don’t understand why this is funny, you’re probably better off. For the rest of us, let’s reflect on our geekdom, shall we?
// Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
// by William Shakespeare
// ported to ActionScript 2.0 by Satori Canton
//
// Original poem can be viewed at:
// http://plagiarist.com/poetry/915/
var summer:Object [...]

I can honestly say that I’ve never even considered dynamically changing a favicon, but I could definitely see some applications for this. Too bad IE doesn’t support it…yet

Software As She’s Developed - Dynamic Favicons
Favicons should ideally be easy to manipulate, as easy as manipulating the web page’s UI. (Favicons are the little website [...]

Today I’m officially stopping my bitching that IE and Opera don’t have Firefox extensions. This favelet/bookmarklet does pretty much everything I need from my Firefox extensions. From now on, I guess I’ll have to rely on Firefox’s snappy logo to keep it a head above the rest

slayeroffice | Favelet Suite
This is a [...]

I’m pretty sure I could produce a 5K thumb-drive these days with a roll of duct tape, a paper-clip, and a dry sack — then I could play chess on it. A game of chess that fits in 5K: they may have to stoned in the public square for having the nerve to even [...]

I think I found my newest bathtub toy. I’ve been looking for a way to float, drink beer, and navigate at the same time, so this is going to be a real lifesaver. Seriously, put me in a lake and you may not see me for a few weeks with this thing. [...]

Happy Steak and BJ Day, everybody! I hear it used to be an ancient pageon festival or something…
Steak and BJ Day
March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care [...]

I might have to call in sick to work for the next week or so. On second thought, I’ll need the colour printer… Okay, I’ll go into work, but spend my days in the washroom with these things. If there’s a better way to spend a day, I haven’t heard of it. [...]