Cooking an egg in 65 minutes with a cellphone really is the kind of thing that should worry me, but honestly, I just hope it gives my future children super-powers…or makes me sterile. Either way, I guess

My World: How To Cook an Egg with Mobile Phone
65 minutes: The egg was cooked.

(Thanks Evan)

This headline wrote itself Seriously, what publicity person thought it would be a good idea to photograph Rachel Bilson playing with a bunch of beach balls?!

I’m just trying to make it the few months until the O.C. is back I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE MARISSA IS DEAD! Ahhh!

I don’t know about the rest of you, but my fantasies always seem to involve Scarlett Johansson, The Hoff and Spongebob together. That’s just how I roll

Seriously though, the horror….

Here’s a little present to cheer up the one-and-only Poon. If my boss is reading this, please do not look at the timestamp. It’s all an illuuuuuuuuusion

(Thanks Joe)

I’m not sure how my friend, Evan, found this website, but this has to be the worst use of Flash I have ever seen. This guy should be locked in a box and never allowed near a computer again!…then that box should be thrown into a river…with a stiff moving current… I [...]

Since face scanning seems to be all the rage right now, here’s another one that tells you which celebrity you resemble. Or you can be like me, and it just laughs and closes your browser. But my mom thinks I’m handsome…

MyHeritage face recognition - Find the Celebrity in You
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Here’s a commercial for Canal+ spoofing the “March of the Penguins”. Awww, now I remember how much that movie made me want a little, furry penguin of my own…in some soup…with some noodles…Mmmm

(Thanks Evan)

This kite is brillant. Now all they need is a really big mouse pad. OMG, that really sucked. If you ever catch me making a joke like that on this blog, you have my permission to just never come back, okay? Deal.

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Here’s software that will transform (a photo of) a person into another ethnicity. I wish they had something that would turn me in a dragon!…or a dinosaur

Face transformer image upload

To celebrate the never-ending threat of having my site taken down for the massive server-resource drain it is causing (which is hopefully alleviated by wp-cache and Coral), here is the lovely Tricia Helfer, in all her cached glory