I’m not sure how my friend, Evan, found this website, but this has to be the worst use of Flash I have ever seen. This guy should be locked in a box and never allowed near a computer again!…then that box should be thrown into a river…with a stiff moving current… 
I think this Christian-Seaborn-guy at least deserves some work for this…this…WHAT THE HELL AM I SEEING?! 
UPDATE: Looks like he noticed people linking to him, and it look down his awesome Flash site 
Here’s the Google Cache.
www.ChristianSeaborn.com (Google Cache)
(Thanks Evan)