If you’re not a programmer, you probably shouldn’t read this. Just be happy in the knowledge that programmers will find this quite funny, then move on to your rich, full life that is forever out of reach for those that understand why Perl can be troublesome

How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot in Any Programming Language

ASP.NET
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.

(Thanks Neil)