Thanks for tagging me, Chris. You know how I love forwards
1) I went on one date from Lavalife, but I was so terrified, I deleted my account the next day.
2) Within 24 hours I broke every piece of plumbing I could possibly break in my condo (and I have two washrooms!).
3) One year I ate and collected more than 40 Shreddies boxes, some of which I turned into computers.
4) I am unable to properly fill out forms. I usually make horrible mistakes that get me audited by the tax-man, or enrolled in the wrong University degrees.
5) Once I built a “super computer” by clustering six machines together to increase my Seti@Home power.

Without the social peer pressure of the internet forward how would we ever learn how twisted you truly are? Wait… don’t answer that.
I guess you’d have to check out my self-photos I put on my Flickr feed