Jonathan Keebler

Common Bathroom Diseases

Soap cancer: a soft, schmooshy area on the bottom of a bar of soap that, once it begins, cannot be cured.

Towel AIDS: a strange, metallic smell that becomes noticeable on damp towels after they have been used for a while and stored on a metal towel-holder.

Shower-curtain herpes: crusty spots that appear on shower-curtains. These spots can be scraped off but they will appear again within a month.


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