I finally couldn’t resist doing one of these stupid “[your name] likes to” things. If you’re lucky enough not to have heard of it yet, you type “[your name] likes to” in Google and post the top 10 results. Here are mine (I only found 5):

1. Keebler likes to be busy
2. Keebler likes to eat poop
3. Keebler likes to toss around his April Fool’s jokes early
4. Keebler likes to dance
5. Keebler likes to play w/ dollies

I’m glad to know that all the other “Keeblers” out there are as twisted as I am