My apartment building had 10 false alarms in a 2 hour period tonight
I’m trying to get to sleep, but I’m still hearing the bells in my head…
Thanks, fire dudes, for coming 3 out of 10 times. I await your bill for $6,000 ($500 per truck per call)

I am sorry for writing it here, wanted to contact you by e-mail but failed to find it on your blog. Would you please write me back? or indicate somehow your e-mail address. Thanks a lot
I shot you an email
What’s up?