Everybody is all over Megan Fox these days. I can’t figure out how old she is, so I’m going to keep my mouth shut for now…but I would definitely pay to see her take on Jessica Alba in a Jello wrestling match 
btw, have you noticed how she *always* has her mouth open? What’s with that? 
Botched nose job collapsed her nasal passages, now she has to breathe through her mouth at all times. Don’t make fun of her, she’s disabled.
Megan Fox > Jessica Alba
please note that her mouth is not open in EITHER photo
Touche, workathomejobs, touche