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The Secret of the Swiss Chalet Sauce

By Jonathan + October 18th, 2007

Ever wonder why the sauce at Swiss Chalet has “Chicken” listed in the ingredients? After years of investigating (one trip to Swiss Pidgeon at a time), I’ve discovered their terrible truth. Swiss Chalet sauce is just made of ground chicken beaks and claws! Brrrrrawwwwwk! :D

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2 Comments at "The Secret of the Swiss Chalet Sauce"

Swiss Chalet Sauce Recipe! December 2nd, 2007 (#)

[...] Could this finally be the long-kept secret recipe of the Swiss Chalet sauce?! I was sure it was just ground beaks and claws [...]

Keebler/Blogging 2007 Wrap-Up December 30th, 2007 (#)

[...] before any other media outlet (and noting how much it cost). My g/f and I babysat a dog and I discovered the secret of the Swiss Chalet sauce. My Xbox 360 started to take over my dreams, which made up for Leopard not rocking my world, and I [...]

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