WHY?! Whywhywhywhy?! WHHHHHHYYYYY?! WHY does this site exist? This has to be a joke…right? I don’t know anymore…At least it gives you lots of good advice for mating with dolphins. “You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal.” True enough

Whatever you do, don’t forget the warning (I tried to censor it enough that it won’t totally offend you):

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt **** *** with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin ****** is around ** inches, very muscular, and the…force of ***********…would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in…possible death.