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Guide To Mating With Dolphins: WHY?!

WHY?! Whywhywhywhy?! WHHHHHHYYYYY?! WHY does this site exist? This has to be a joke…right? I don’t know anymore…At least it gives you lots of good advice for mating with dolphins. “You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal.” True enough :D

Whatever you do, don’t forget the warning (I tried to censor it enough that it won’t totally offend you):

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt **** *** with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin ****** is around ** inches, very muscular, and the…force of ***********…would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in…possible death.

Dophin with a man

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4 Responses to “Guide To Mating With Dolphins: WHY?!”

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  2. richard says:

    The real question here is: why do you care? :)

    Ciao from Italy,

    Richard

  3. Leo says:

    It’s awoke though, better than fucking another human

  4. Leo says:

    It’s awsome though, better than fucking another human