There’s one thing I regret about getting my Computer Science degree: the years of my life it wasted. Ok, ok, that’s not true. I regret way more than that 
Anyhow, some guys at MIT have whipped up an Automatic CS Paper Generator. I love their rational:
One useful purpose for such a program is to auto-generate submissions to conferences that you suspect might have very low submission standards.
I’d bet most submission boards wouldn’t notice one of these coming in. Maybe I’ll reference a few of these bad-boys on my resume from now on 
Here’s my ground-breaking paper: A Case for Symmetric Encryption.
Have fun with your new found power, and I am in no way responsible if you get drop-kicked out of University for using one of these papers for your homework (you idiot).
Tags: computer science