Dear FoxNews,
Are you trying to prove everyone right who said you were a shill for Former President Bush? Because by putting stupid photos of President Obama on your home page, you come off like a total douche (more so).
Is this what passes for commentary over there?
Dr. Keith Ablow, a psychiatrist and FOX News contributor, said he understands why Obama is currently burning the candle at both ends, but he doesn’t recommend it.
“Ultimately, it’s going to be too much of a risk to his health,” he said. (source)
You really think a grown man doesn’t know that? You need to subtly suggest that your president doesn’t know how to get a good nights’ sleep? I know Former President Bush went to bed every night at 10 o’clock, but he was like 30 years older than your former president.
Anyhow, I hope you have a fun next 8 years. Way to fight the tide.
Go f**k yourselves,
Sincerely,
Me
Tags: bush, douches, foxnews, obama

I’m really sick of profanity and vulgarity everywhere you turn around, out loud or in print, so while I’d be even more impressed and happier if it wasn’t there at all, I’m actually very impressed with your restraint in at least using asterisks to mask the words. I’d say that even if I wasn’t a dad to a first- and second-grader who could come waltzing in at any moment to ask me a question. Thanks.