The only things I know about fashion are from ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘Fashionista’ (don’t ask) but I can’t help but notice this new trend in my neighborhood of really skinny chicks, with insanely furry knee-high boots, walking their bulldogs/rottweilers. Now I’m totally a fan of attractive women (have you read my blog) but it’s becoming a bit of an epidemic. It’s like there’s a skinny chick/furry boot/tough dog convention that I don’t know about, and trust me, I would know about that. Also, how am I supposed to feel like a man when I’m walking this? Of course, I’m training Sandy to be a dog-fighter, one vacuum-fight at a time, but he’s still not ready.
Anyhow, I’ll continue to monitor the situation through my binoculars 
