Saturday Night Live tonight had an amazing undertone of their friend Amy Poehler being in labour (though I swear she looked less pregnant on Thursday). At this point, she probably wishes she was dead but that’s cool. She should summon the calmness of this kitty and pop ‘er out! Congrats to Amy and her husband.
Yes, I’ve very sensitive 
(photo of Pebbles)
I figured at almost 2am, with double the dose of Rescue Remedy in me (to no effect) it was time to confront my love for the Tic-Tac girl, Kate Kelton. Her siren-song of “it’s not just a mint, it’s a tic-tac!” could lure the most steady hand to crash his boat into the shore (or Jack Bauer). She even stops to feed the trolls in the forums as any goddess would. Fair-thee-well, Tic-Tac-girl, our paths will cross one day…
After it was mentioned on ‘The Office’ tonight, I thought I’d check out if there actually was a Wikiedia entry on ‘Office robbery statistics’. Well, great minds think alike 
Someone has already started a stub but it was already marked for “speedy deletion”.
Emma and I added a bunch of sections to it to try to make it legit. Checkout the screenshots of what we had done so far below. But out of no where, despite being marked contested, it was deleted by Rockpocket for having “No meaningful, substantive content”. I’m no expert on adding new entries to Wikipedia, but it’s crazy to me that someone can’t have 15 minutes to build up an entry before it’s deleted.
Luckily, others have taken up the mantle of adding our stupid little entry back to Wikipedia. Information is meant to be free!
(via videogum who has heard our plea)
UPDATE: The system works! The ‘Office Robbery Statistics’ entry has just been undeleted! I can go to sleep now
UPDATE #2: The entry was just deleted again. Is this how it always is trying to add something to Wikipedia? I’m going to sleep either way, but I hope others take-up the cause overnight
UPDATE #3: We still haven’t been able to get the ‘Office robbery statistics’ entry back, but Nate was able to get an ‘Office robbery’ entry going that hasn’t been questioned yet. w00t!
UPDATE #4: ‘Office robbery’ has now been deleted for being “vandalism”. Now Nate (comments below) has added a section called “Office robbery statistics” to the ‘Office’ entry. It contains real information so we’ll see how long that lasts
UPDATE #5: The ‘Office robbery statistics’ section in the ‘Office’ entry has now been renamed ‘Office theft statistics’. Are these Wikipedia dicks really that petty?!
Trying to lie on the desk with a short skirt. Common, crotch-shot! 
As my obsession with The Killers new track ‘Human’ continues to grow to the point where it’s becoming unhealthy, I am forced to consider, is Alan Ruck the cover-art for the ‘Human’ single? I’m just say’n, next thing Brandon Flowers is going to be rooming with Carter (‘Spin City’ reference)
Seriously, seriously, start planning the intervention. Because I won’t stop listening to ‘Human’ until my ears are bleeding. There’s nothing else, just ‘Human’.
While watching So You Think You Can Dance Canada, does anyone else do a double-take when Lisa Auguste comes out and think its Tracy Moore from Citytv? I’m just sayin’
Of course, then I get distracted by the ballerina, Allie Bertram, and I soon forget the controversy. What?! She’s 18! Leave me alone
I gotta admit, The Killers last album of b-sides, Sawdust, really didn’t do it for me. I just listened to it a day ago and I can’t remember a single song. But I heard their new single ‘Human’ again today, and it blew my mind. I loved Brandon Flowers’s totally neurotic performance on SNL and now I can’t wait for Day & Age to come out.
So now it’s 1am, and I have another damn Killers song stuck on loop. This happens like every 2 years, man! Common, I’m tired. I want to go to sleep, but I can’t stop listening to this. I am human, but not a dancer. AHHHH Leave me be. Ahhhhhhh DAMNIT I NEED FREEDOM FROM THIS CURSE. KILLLLLLLEERSSSS!
