Archive for the ‘Fake News’ Category

IP. You pee. Har har

By Jonathan + September 24th, 2008

I found this cool little counter today that is counting down our supply of IPv4 addresses. When it reaches zero, planes will fall out of the sky, birds will spontaneously release their bowls, butterflies will sting people…Basically, anything to do with ‘flight’ will go wrong. The rest of us will be perfectly fine [...]

City named after lake named after Elmo

By Jonathan + September 17th, 2008

I think we can all agree that it would really suck if your town was named Lake Elmo. I think we can also agree that it would suck if you went to a particular asshole’s blog looking for Tricia Helfer photos, said asshole saw the name of your city in his traffic logs, then [...]

Sarah Palin might be a viking wench

By Jonathan + August 31st, 2008

So John McCain chose his running-mate in the US election: Sarah Palin. I’m not saying she’s a bad choice because of the open investigation into her abuse of power or that she seems to have almost no political experience. But this photo seems to indicate that there’s a distinct possibility that she is [...]

The Secret of the Swiss Chalet Sauce

By Jonathan + October 18th, 2007

Ever wonder why the sauce at Swiss Chalet has “Chicken” listed in the ingredients? After years of investigating (one trip to Swiss Pidgeon at a time), I’ve discovered their terrible truth. Swiss Chalet sauce is just made of ground chicken beaks and claws! Brrrrrawwwwwk!

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Support phone-numbers for Amazon, Ebay, PayPal, Yahoo and Microsoft October 5th, 2008

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