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Earth Hour 2009 LIVEBLOG

Jonathan — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 22:08:41 +0000

“Ajax”, you are so 2006. 2009 … “Ajax”, you are so 2006. 2009 belongs to “Multipart” and...
I’m watching WWDC 2009 on @scr… I’m watching WWDC 2009 on @scribblelive http://scrbliv.me/5011 ...

Skinny chicks, furry boots, tough dogs

Jonathan — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:13:33 +0000

The only things I know about fashion are from ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘Fashionista’ (don’t ask) but I can’t help but notice this new trend in my neighborhood of really skinny chicks, with insanely furry knee-high boots, walking their bulldogs/rottweilers. Now I’m totally a fan of attractive women (have you read my blog) but it’s becoming a bit of an epidemic. It’s like there’s a skinny chick/furry boot/tough dog convention that I don’t know about, and trust me, I would know about that. Also, how am I supposed to feel like a man when I’m walking this? Of course, I’m training Sandy to be a dog-fighter, one vacuum-fight at a time, but he’s still not ready.

Anyhow, I’ll continue to monitor the situation through my binoculars

A skinny chick, straight hair … A skinny chick, straight hair convention just let out at...
Womens leather boots are slowl… Womens leather boots are slowly becoming the riding boots I...

Someone at CNN thinks Palin is a diva

Jonathan — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:28:31 +0000

Checkout the URL of this video of (non-VP-elect) Sarah Palin talking about her future: cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/11/05/bts.palin.diva.cnn. Looks like someone at CNN still might be feeling a little partisan

P.S. Yes, I know. At the very end of the video she says “diva”. Fine, you got me. I’m just really tired from all my liveblogging last night

IP. You pee. Har har

Jonathan — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:42:54 +0000

I found this cool little counter today that is counting down our supply of IPv4 addresses. When it reaches zero, planes will fall out of the sky, birds will spontaneously release their bowls, butterflies will sting people…Basically, anything to do with ‘flight’ will go wrong. The rest of us will be perfectly fine and probably just switch to IPv6, but the sky-creatures are dead!

City named after lake named after Elmo

Jonathan — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:58:13 +0000

I think we can all agree that it would really suck if your town was named Lake Elmo. I think we can also agree that it would suck if you went to a particular asshole’s blog looking for Tricia Helfer photos, said asshole saw the name of your city in his traffic logs, then wrote a whole pointless post making fun of your fair city. Thank goodness that isn’t the case. Indeed.

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Sarah Palin might be a viking wench

Jonathan — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:48:15 +0000

So John McCain chose his running-mate in the US election: Sarah Palin. I’m not saying she’s a bad choice because of the open investigation into her abuse of power or that she seems to have almost no political experience. But this photo seems to indicate that there’s a distinct possibility that she is a viking, and is a viking really suitable to run the most powerful nation on Earth? Raping and pillaging is not a policy, Ms. Palin, and I would recommend you remember that

The Secret of the Swiss Chalet Sauce

Jonathan — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:20:09 +0000

Ever wonder why the sauce at Swiss Chalet has “Chicken” listed in the ingredients? After years of investigating (one trip to Swiss Pidgeon at a time), I’ve discovered their terrible truth. Swiss Chalet sauce is just made of ground chicken beaks and claws! Brrrrrawwwwwk!

I have ordered Swiss Chalet on… I have ordered Swiss Chalet online 108 times in the...
The Swiss delivery guy just ga… The Swiss delivery guy just gave me his cell number...
Just emailed back and forth wi… Just emailed back and forth with my tech hero Leo...