My girlfriend and I were thinking the other day about how my new dog, Sandy, is kinda like a crazy ex-girlfriend

He sneaks into my bed while I’m asleep
He wants to be around me all the time
If I leave him alone, he cries
If I ignore him when he’s being loud, he just gets louder-and-louder
I wake [...]

I was too bored after the Oscar’s to watch Jimmy Kimmel, but this is f**king hilarious!

LOL! I can’t stop reading these image macros! There’s a whole page of them! My favourites are the courgette and the puppy, but they were way too offensive to post here

(Thanks Dawn)

Guess who wins I want this bunny guarding my condo

(Thanks Dawn)

I would just like to note that Manulife Group Benefits rock (see below). On a totally separate note, you might not see me for a few days

WHY?! Whywhywhywhy?! WHHHHHHYYYYY?! WHY does this site exist? This has to be a joke…right? I don’t know anymore…At least it gives you lots of good advice for mating with dolphins. “You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a [...]

I’ve always wanted to know how to make “wedding electrodes” I finally can on How It’s Made according to my cable box.

How does Busted Tees produce these so quickly!?…and why are 2g1rls1cup everywhere all-of-a-sudden? I’m not complaining, because it’s a great video. Good, clean family fun. And yes, there’s no way in hell I’m linking to it from here. I’m already banned by Trendmicro

(Thanks Mike)