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Chili con carnie

Jonathan — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:10:34 +0000

“One chili con carnie, please”

(by B = still working on a good pseudonym)

TSN’s Best Headline Ever: Blue Jays Go Deep Four Times in Pounding of Twins

Jonathan — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:21:03 +0000

For many years, CityNews has been the undisputed leader for (unplanned) hilarious headlines, but I think TSN’s got the lead today This has to be a joke, right? There’s no way that’s by accident. Someone’s quitting today, right?

BLUE JAYS GO DEEP FOUR TIMES IN POUNDING OF TWINS

(Thanks Idiot)

Deep Impact comet mission Just 5 days until the Deep Impact probe smashes into...
Generic tweet: the sky is blue… Generic tweet: the sky is blue. The wind is windy....
Deep Impact Comet Collision UPDATE: Video of the impact This image shows the initial...

IE6 Splash Pages: I hate you 2002!

Jonathan — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:48:55 +0000

It’s always fun to openly mock people with old web-browsers Of course, in reality, they probably work on a very locked-down computer in a bank or something, but saucy developers don’t care. We are a bitter bunch, hopped up on caffeine and cookies. That’s why we’re a devil with the ladies

Overly Judgemental IE6 Splash Pages

(via Jay)

Why You Should Hate Microsoft (and Apple) Here’s another ridiculous list of reasons why you should...

Personalized Diva Cup

Jonathan — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 02:44:45 +0000

Looking for a present for that special lady in your life? How about getting her a personalized diva cup.

Some of us are Born to be Divas. Declare it so with this one of a kind Diva Cup. Get the Diva in you, or the Diva you know

Wow, they will even personalize the cup with your name on the rim!

If you don’t know why this is hilarious, you probably should have paid attention in Health-class a little more…if you’re like 15. Otherwise, they probably didn’t exist when you were in Health-class. I wish they had refresher courses. I’m always forgetting which is the vas deferens.

Someone at CNN thinks Palin is a diva Checkout the URL of this video of (non-VP-elect) Sarah Palin...

Mommy, mommy, what are those balloon bunnies doing? (with out-takes)

Jonathan — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 22:04:31 +0000

I guess this is a new ad campaign from Durex. From now on, I will always have Vietnam-style flashbacks to these ads when I hear the sound of balloons rubbing against each other.

And yes, I realize those are not balloons

The out-takes:

(thanks to mad for the tip…har har)

Balloon carrying small boy flo… Balloon carrying small boy floats away over Colorado on @scribblelive...
Toronto Sunset: iPhone takes nice photos …and check out the classic car parked in-front of...

Bye bye bush, ladies ;)

Jonathan — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:51:48 +0000

This ad from Ritual spa is quite possibly the most brilliant advertising for a Brazilian bikini wax I have ever seen. And trust me, it’s a tough thing to advertise. You can’t really say, “less v**va rippage than our competitors,” now, can you?…Ok, that just put a horrible image in my own brain. I am very tempted not to hit the “Publish” button on this post but here we are. Enjoy!

(tip from mad)

Bush on Vacation I gotta salute our photoshopping brethren on this one. Semper-phi...
Bush-Harper ‘08 These ads running on the Toronto Star website caught...
Bush Caption on SkyNews I’m glad SkyNews finally had the nerve to say...

Funny Facebook Favicon

Jonathan — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:44:14 +0000

I was playing around with my profile picture on Facebook today. They are all served from http://profile.ak.facebook.com. I noticed something a little strange: check out the favicon for that server. WTF is that?! Some football/soccer player with some woman?! I think one of their web-developers was having a little fun

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F**k You, Penguin (and other assorted animals)

Jonathan — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:53:47 +0000

Totally credit goes to Polly for finding this awesome blog, Fuck You, Penguin. Basically, it’s a guy that gives a “good talking to” to cute animals (yes, there really are two “to”s in that sentence – woah, there are now 4 to’s…omg! There’s another one! Stop now!).

All the power to this guy. Cute animals have been getting a free ride for far too long. It’s time someone knocked them down to size. I hope he does Sandy Cohen next

You know, Wombat, all I do is love you. But is that good enough for you? No, you have to look at wombats in magazines and ask, “Why can’t I look like that?” Well, I’m not here to boost your ego, I’m here to have a life with you. SO STOP FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS, WOMBAT. I’m tired of you pretending like you’re not standing there with your cute little fat nose and pudgy legs. And what would I want with a fucking attention whore like that anyway? Sure, I was looking, anyone would look. But seriously, Wombat, you’re making a scene. You know what? Don’t call me any more.

Techno Penguin Everyone needs Techno Penguin to get them through a...
Cute Overload Omg, these animals give me brain-freeze they are so...

Turret Horse

Jonathan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:11:55 +0000

Two of the greatest things in my life have to be horses and driving like a maniac in Halo 3…omg….I was going to write this whole post about how some idiot I know wanted to mount a turret on my real-life horse (and decided to make a diagram to help us design the apparatus), but the sad truth of my life has made me want to jump off the balcony. So instead, I will simply state that West Coast is a good song “……AHHHHHHAHHHHHH PACK UP YOUR BAGS TO BEAT BACK THE CLOCK…SHOULD I LET HER SLEEP OR SHOULD I WAKE HER UP…..

iGallop Horse Riding Simulator and Exercise Device Now you can have all the fun of riding a...
Bar Code Clock in Javascript I honestly have no idea why watching this clock...

Bigbox ads keep licking my screen

Jonathan — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:50:52 +0000

Does anyone else get the shivers when a giant, photo-realistic tongue (with feet) jumps out of a bigbox ad and starts licking your screen? Niiiiiiiiiiiiice, Coke One, niiiiiiice.

If you want to see one yourself, they are running over on TheScore.com

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Shoegate t-shirts

Jonathan — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:46:07 +0000

Like most people, I’m still chuckling from the recent incident in Iraq where a reporter threw a shoe at George Bush (video below). It’s good he wasn’t hurt, but common! That’s pretty funny Here’s a few of my favorite t-shirts I’ve seen out there to celebrate the occasion.

Entrepreneur Shirts I’m sure your mom will be really impressed when...

Fun with McCain (with his clothes on)

Jonathan — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:14:30 +0000

I don’t know how I missed the Fun with McCain site during the US election, but I’m glad I found it finally. It’s a page of tributes to the most influential visual from the campaign. Now I can rest, knowing that the world has an absolute beauty which I will cherish with very fiber of my being.

If you’re wondering, the original photo of McCain making a wacky face behind Obama came from this debate at about 8:20. Happy YouTube-scrubbing!

Managed to find some clothes t… Managed to find some clothes to wear to wedding in...

Best Xbox commercial audition ever

Jonathan — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:28:19 +0000

OMG, this is all-kinds of crazy. I love it

Eagle Man Commercial For all those who mock my Leo Laporte fandom,...
Smash Their Xbox From the idiots that smashed an iPod for no...
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Senator gropes grand-daughter on TV, and still wins!

Jonathan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:16:28 +0000

You know you’ve got some great constituents in Georgia when you can grope your grand-daughter in a Public-service Announcement and still win an election. Saxby Chambliss is just such a man. The creepy part is how he says, “I sure do approve this message” as he squeezes. WTF is going on here?! Did the Republican party spend all their video-previewer dollars on the Presidential election?

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Susan Boyce

Jonathan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:08:26 +0000

I think I’ve just about run out of websites I’ve never been to, so I ended up on this one for Susan Boyce. While you’re there, make sure to listen to “Cla-wence, Don’t Tweat Me So Wuff” (MP3) among her other fascinating audio clips. Click around and stay awhile!

I think I’m losing it

Gorilla Protection Glasses

Jonathan — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:45:36 +0000

What do you do if you have a gorilla named Bokito that gets pissed-off when people look at him? Well you make everyone wear these super-cool glasses, of course!

This is the time that, if you were reading a reputable news-source, they would check that this isn’t an internet meme or something. But I think it’s more fun to just post stuff blindly from other blogs. That’s just how I roll And, yes, there is a trend towards more and more gorilla stories around here.

Garry the Groping Gorilla There’s one thing I like more than watching monkeys...
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Garry the Groping Gorilla

Jonathan — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:15:28 +0000

There’s one thing I like more than watching monkeys drinking their own pee, and that’s watching a guy in a gorilla suit grope some exotic dancer in the 50s. Mmmmm….that’s a fun Wednesday night in my house

WARNING: I do not condone groping in any suit or drinking one’s own urine.

(via Genius Champ)

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Vote Barack Osama ‘08

Jonathan — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:34:31 +0000

If you live in Rensselaer County, New York, and you are voting by absentee ballot, you’re going to have the unique opportunity to vote for Barack Osama Now, I’m not say’n that this was a deliberate mistake by some crafty Republicans, but I am saying that Barack Osama is probably Osama Bin Laden’s cousin so you probably shouldn’t vote for him

(photo source)

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I finally know how babbys are formed

Jonathan — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:20:03 +0000

This answer on Yahoo! Answers definitely deserved a dramatic reading. It was dramatic, and informative!

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Happy Rosh Hashanah!

Jonathan — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:26:15 +0000

I’d just let to say Happy Rosh Hashanah to all my Jewish visitors! Glad to see from my web tracker that the high holidays aren’t keeping you down

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