F**k You, Penguin (and other assorted animals)

Jonathan — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:53:47 +0000

Totally credit goes to Polly for finding this awesome blog, Fuck You, Penguin. Basically, it’s a guy that gives a “good talking to” to cute animals (yes, there really are two “to”s in that sentence – woah, there are now 4 to’s…omg! There’s another one! Stop now!).

All the power to this guy. Cute animals have been getting a free ride for far too long. It’s time someone knocked them down to size. I hope he does Sandy Cohen next

You know, Wombat, all I do is love you. But is that good enough for you? No, you have to look at wombats in magazines and ask, “Why can’t I look like that?” Well, I’m not here to boost your ego, I’m here to have a life with you. SO STOP FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS, WOMBAT. I’m tired of you pretending like you’re not standing there with your cute little fat nose and pudgy legs. And what would I want with a fucking attention whore like that anyway? Sure, I was looking, anyone would look. But seriously, Wombat, you’re making a scene. You know what? Don’t call me any more.

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Zoo sausages

Jonathan — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:34:03 +0000

I went to the zoo today, something I’ve been wanted to do for about 8 years since I moved to Toronto. It always makes me a little sad to see the animals in cages, but raising awareness to increase conservation efforts is probably a good thing. And com’mon! Elephants, f*k ya! And the wild boars seemed really happy/passed-out.

I have nothing specific to say about the zoo I guess. Don’t eat the “Italian” Sausage; it tasted like zebra ass. Does that little bit of sausage trivia justify this blog entry? Probably not. But this is Keebler/Blog and very little is justified here

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F**k You, Penguin (and other assorted animals)

Zoo sausages