http://www.keebler.net/blog Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:09:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.keebler.net/blog/2009/03/28/karen-o-wants-me-to-see-her-vagina/ http://www.keebler.net/blog/2009/03/28/karen-o-wants-me-to-see-her-vagina/#comments Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:37:03 +0000 Jonathan http://www.keebler.net/blog/?p=5682 I’m not sure why Karen O wants me to see her vagina, but she keeps putting it out there. I’m sure it’s perfectly nice but really, I like to be wined-and-dined a little before it gets to that stage of our relationship. Not that I can’t appreciate a good muff, but it’s like 1:30 in the afternoon, I just ate a Turkey Caesar from Quiznos, and it’s just not the right time. You can try again later, like maybe at 8pm, but still I’d like to start with a couple beers or something. You know, I’m not that picky, but you’re a pretty famous singer and everything, so if I could get some band pins or something. OH! Could you sing Maps for me, and replace the word “Maps” with “Keebler”? ‘Cause that would be awesome. Then I will totally check out your vagina.

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