I figured at almost 2am, with double the dose of Rescue Remedy in me (to no effect) it was time to confront my love for the Tic-Tac girl, Kate Kelton. Her siren-song of “it’s not just a mint, it’s a tic-tac!” could lure the most steady hand to crash his boat into the shore (or Jack Bauer). She even stops to feed the trolls in the forums as any goddess would. Fair-thee-well, Tic-Tac-girl, our paths will cross one day… 
