As my obsession with The Killers new track ‘Human’ continues to grow to the point where it’s becoming unhealthy, I am forced to consider, is Alan Ruck the cover-art for the ‘Human’ single? I’m just say’n, next thing Brandon Flowers is going to be rooming with Carter (‘Spin City’ reference) 
Seriously, seriously, start planning the intervention. Because I won’t stop listening to ‘Human’ until my ears are bleeding. There’s nothing else, just ‘Human’.
I gotta admit, The Killers last album of b-sides, Sawdust, really didn’t do it for me. I just listened to it a day ago and I can’t remember a single song. But I heard their new single ‘Human’ again today, and it blew my mind. I loved Brandon Flowers’s totally neurotic performance on SNL and now I can’t wait for Day & Age to come out.
So now it’s 1am, and I have another damn Killers song stuck on loop. This happens like every 2 years, man! Common, I’m tired. I want to go to sleep, but I can’t stop listening to this. I am human, but not a dancer. AHHHH Leave me be. Ahhhhhhh DAMNIT I NEED FREEDOM FROM THIS CURSE. KILLLLLLLEERSSSS!
